| A Day in the Life of Arwen
Hait |
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My name is Arwen!
I am a beautiful calico cat housed in the quaint village
of Patchogue. I have two wonderful servants named
Patrick and Melissa. |
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| As you delve deeper into this
site, you will see ... |
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... a world of information
about my life and how I have conquered the
humans that I dwell with. I will tell you about
the many other feline Patchogue-ians that
salivate over me on a daily basis as I am
perched at my window. You will also take a
gander at my entrepreneurial side (my modeling
career). |
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| I have powers!!! |
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Among my differentiating
abilities, I can fly through the air, as well as
compose and perform music in the likeness of
John Cage (I think I met him one day... I grew
up in a cage for a month or so, I must have!). |
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I can be found at my
window most days between the hours of 4 and 6 in the evening. I
sleep for most of the morning, early afternoon and nighttime
hours. I don't know my address since I rarely leave home (unless
chauffeured by my humans). Nor do I have a mobile phone (and
they claim that they spoil me). So, you will have to email me if
you want to get in touch. I love jumping up on the computer
keyboard and writing emails.
[email protected]
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